There are many reasons for my writing this blog. Firstly, to open with a Vincephrase, 'because I can'. Secondly, because Jammy Dodgers can't write. And thirdly, because I think it is important that the world knows just how dodgerly brilliant Vincent Paul Wilton (or VPW for those of us with better things to do) really is! Since conception, he has been on a sole mission to make sure everybody knows it ... but there just aren't enough hours in the day. So I've decided it's time to help spread the word ... S ....
So ... to begin. An ode I think ...
Oh Vince, you are so brilliant
You've captured many hearts
Yet, despite your brilliance
You're crap at boiler darts.
It is time for my daily sugar puffs. I also need to change clothes, as my left knee appears to be wet. I can only assume I have knelt in something wet. However, I shall return ... soon ...
In fairness, I don't think this was entirely reasonable, given the only reason you won Boiler Darts was due to YOU being in charge of the scores.
ReplyDeleteAnd I notice you never did agree to that rematch...
Yes. I was also in charge of the wine, which I think also most certainly helped me to win. And the rematch was well and truly agreed to, but you decided to .... move. A rather drastic attempt at avoiding being beaten a second time! But it's not over yet. Oh no. I've got a Worcester boiler and I'm not afraid to use it ...
ReplyDeleteI won't point out how inaccurate that comment is (except the wine bit which is entirely true).
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